i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
did somebody say
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
Do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away.
cant u die from this
Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.